I haven't wasted water like this in years!.

"Back home it's all we talk about. But now it's just - "How long was your shower. Call the cops! ". "I'm sick of it",  - he says. We use to go to dinner and discuss movies. Which stars are secretly gays. Did you use a backet? Hey, that's a guy whose lawn is green.

I am going to paint this town wet, jon!.

Named Best Stand-Up Comedian by the HBO/US. Spontaneous and Pretend Time with Nick Swardson and appearances on John Oliver's New York Stand-up Show and fast-paced lyrical storytelling style has made him a regular on television with numerous appearances on Comedy Central including his own half-hour Comedy Central Presents Special, his unparalleled. "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and "Jimmy Kimmel Live", and on "Conan" on TBS) as well as multiple appearances on ""Lopez Tonight", al has also appeared with Conan O'Brien (as one of the first 20 guests during his stint as host of "The Tonight Show". Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, al Madrigal's comedy has been called "dynamic" by The New York Times.

Jon, i have to get it out of my system before I go home and slip the recycled toilet water .

Wasn't in mood to discuss California drought with Jon Stewart , resident. LA, al Madrigal.

It feels good! I am taking an advantage of your unregulated East Coast Water-topia! Man, it feels good! , man.